Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump: Bedtime stories shared once again

22 September, 2018, 09:47 | Author: Irvin Gilbert
  • Excerpts from Stormy Daniels' upcoming book have been leaked to the press

While many expected it was because Nintendo had announced another installment of the beloved game series, in reality it marked another freakish chapter in the story of Trump's presidency. Now your average gamer who may not be too familiar with the cesspool that Twitter is may think that Nintendo announced a new Mario Kart game.

Adult film star Stormy Daniels claims in her forthcoming memoir Full Disclosure that, before he became president, Donald Trump admitted that his hair was "ridiculous" but that he declined to change it because it is his "trademark".

Stormy Daniels, the adult performer at the centre of one of President Donald Trump's larger personal scandals, has a new book out next month, and somehow there is room for an excellent Nintendo/dick reference in it. "It has a huge mushroom head".

After noting Stormy's description of Trump's penis as Toad, Kimmel added, "And just like that, I will not eat a mushroom or play a video game ever again". More importantly, will the internet ever recover from this hilarious and endlessly quotable excerpt?

At another point in the book, which has bee obtained by The Guardian, Daniels writes that Trump contacted after their meeting at the golf tournament and continued to speak with him because she hoped he would put her on The Apprentice.

Stormy Daniels will reveal salacious details of her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in her upcoming book
Stormy Daniels will reveal salacious details of her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in her upcoming book

Michael Cohen, Trump's old lawyer, supposedly paid Stormy $130,000 at the helm of the then-presidential candidate. "He's not the "mushroom character" from Mario Kart". According to Daniels, Trump's penthouse was the setting where she had the encounter at. "He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning "our plan", Daniels writes.

Here are the five claims made by Stormy Daniels in her book Full Disclosure.

She wrote that she was with Trump in a hotel room watching a "Shark Week" broadcast when the future politician got a call from then-Sen. She started stripping at the age of 17.

Trump supposedly said to her: 'Don't worry about that.

Daniels said that it only lasted "two minutes" - and that's if she was being generous.

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